This is NOT Chapter 2.

You know how people try to act all artistic and post all these “artsy” photos to show their hidden “artsy” talent? Like taking a photo of only the corner of your food (as opposed to the upfront full round plate of spaghetti. Well, there’s the food version….then there’s the places version. Like only taking the leg of the Eiffel Tower as opposed to the whole thing.

Then there’s the body parts.

Half a face staring into space to show you’re so deep.

Top half of the face to show your glittering eyes (again, the trick is to look upwards for that extra “artsy” feel).

Bottom half of your face to show your dazzling smile.

Then there are the feet.

You know, to show the ground your walking on.

Or, if you’re with company, you join your feet together like heyy we got our feet mushed together in a pic here, aren’t we “artsy”?

Or, the photo is taken from the ground so that you can see about half a leg up (usually for showing the background location that contains some absurdly deep meaning).

But I do wonder.

Why feet? Why not elbows? Let’s all put our elbows together and snap a pic of that.

I mean, I’ve seen people do knuckles; sort of the bro-fist-powers-unite sort of thing.

How bout noses? Seven people come together, join noses, and I’ll snap a pic of that?

I’m pretty sure someone’s done knees..knees are pretty easy. Unless of course, you have those hidden knees that only come out and greet you during Christmas.

How about an ear?

Seriously…I can’t help but wonder what these people were doing (besides the obvious snapping of the picture, that is) when they take photos of themselves in those positions. Some of ‘em look like they were taking piss or something. Seriously??