He who speaks of banana, shall be yellow.

Another hard day at the battlefield for Sir Rant-A-Lot. The Third and Fourth episodes came back-to-back!! How did Sir Rant-A-Lot fend off the ghastly fiends? Let us all find out.

Episode 3: The Battle of the Banana Lord.

Oh how at the moment Sir Rant-A-Lot faces the Battle of the Banana Lord, he wishes he had not let the Green Ogre dust his sorcery upon Sir Rant-A-Lot’s eyes during training..the battle proves indeed beyond what Sir Rant-A-Lot had prepared for. As Sir Rant-A-Lot tosses and turns his mighty sword at the attacker, he ponders if he could have gone back and changed time. Would the present be different? Sir Rant-A-Lot racks his brain thinking back to the many ill reruns the Banana Lord conjured during training. Painfully trudging on, Sir Rant-A-Lot pours out all he can with what little strength he has. Goodbye, I hope to never see you again.

As Sir Rant-A-Lot finishes his last sentiments towards the Banana Lord, he ponders upon Pancake. Ah, could there be more bliss than the love of two souls?

Suddenly…

Sir Rant-A-Lot is awakened by the cry of Wafer Crunch!! Wafer Crunch wails of the rampage set about by Stinky Peep. How dare Stinky Peep leave carcass in the land of the Queen? Sir Rant-A-Lot furiously returns to his palace and demands Wafer Crunch to explain the happenings. Wafer Crunch stares speechlessly as Sir Rant-A-Lot flings the filth of Stinky Peep into the stench she calls a dwelling. Wafer Crunch wails as she is to take over that dark kingdom someday and begs Sir Rant-A-Lot to show mercy to Stinky Peep. Thus, Sir Rant-A-Lot obliges and lets Wafer Crunch take care of the gore left in Stinky Peep’s dwellings.

Sir Rant-A-Lot needs his strength, for the next battle is but a mere few hours away..we shall meet again in Episode 4.

Oh My Love, My Darling...My Angel....

Hello my doves, today was a successful day.

So let us continue the tale of Sir Rant-A-Lot’s despair..

Episode 2: The Green Ogre, Potato People and Frolicking

So Sir Rant-A-Lot’s heart is racing, he eats with no feeling, mind in a daze. He must find a council member quick!! He must discuss what has happened. So he rushes his carriage towards the House of Children. It is during this gruelling journey that an epiphany hits Sir Rant-A-Lot. He shall NOT accept the offer from the Plump Ice Chewer. Heart set and mind almost at ease, Sir Rant-A-Lot races to the House of Children and finds Flyaway at the Council table! Oh glee is the heart of Sir Rant-A-Lot. So Sir Rant-A-Lot pours out the story of the two and says Flyaway “Thou shall taketh the path of least resistance in essence of thou intention to leave”. And with that, Sir Rant-A-Lot is at peace.

Yet the battle with the second episode of the war sees Sir Rant-A-Lot ill, with the attack suffered from the Potato People bringing down Sir Rant-A-Lot. Yet the brave Sir Rant-A-Lot fights on, and can only pray that he has given the best that he could have given and that those with the Power Imposed Upon Them show Sir Rant-A-Lot mercy and benevolence.

After a long deserved slumber, Sir Rant-A-Lot looks forward to a day with dearly beloved Pancake. He engages his best suit and takes a peek at his reflection. Not bad, Sir Rant-A-Lot must say. As Pancake arrives, they strut off to a day of love and fun in the sun.

Sir Rant-A-Lot has gotten his loot and now seeks his bounty. He has given his carriage a long deserved bath but alas, nature already had a bath in store. But never mind, Sir Rant-A-Lot does not mind as the Earth has not had much to drink from Mother Nature in quite a while. So he shall not whine; only smile.

Might the mighty sharp eye spy on the last voyage, the mistake Sir Rant-A-Lot has committed? Aahh, as intelligible as Sir Rant-A-Lot may be, he too, makes mistakes. It is not Buttered Toast who sits at the Council, it is Pancake! A sign, one might say? Oh no, Sir Rant-A-Lot is confident it is not.

As of today, Pancake and Sir Rant-A-Lot has taken turns to frolic in the meadows of companionship. Pancake on the trusty Steed and Sir Rant-A-Lot on the carriage. The dined with the finest, gallivanted around town sticking parchments on posts and gotten Sir Rant-A-Lot’s loot. Indeed, a fruitful day.

Tomorrow, Sir Rant-A-Lot continues with the battle for the third instalment of our endeavour…

So many things, so little time.

Sir Rant-A-Lot has been called upon in the 6 episode battalion that shall determine whether he wins the War of Figures. Though Sir Rant-A-Lot is in knowledge of the importance of each episode, he cannot forage the strength needed to fight the battles. he tries to train, preparing his swords and shield for each battle. Yet somehow, the green ogre slips into the crevices of Sir Rant-A-Lot's mind and sprinkles sleeping powder and

POOOOFFFF!!!

Sir Rant-A-Lot falls asleep yet again.

With a new empire to conquer, it is of the question of time whether Sir Rant-A-Lot will manage to seek his new kingdom whilst juggling his new duties as the Keeper of the Beep. To those who have not been blessed to live in a life that includes Sir Rant-A-Lot, here is a brief recap:

Sir Rant-A-Lot gets a call to demonstrate his powers of Persuasion and meets Ol Yee of the Trust.

Ol Yee of the Trust declares Sir Rant-A-Lot shall commence as the Keeper of the Beep, yet Sir Rant-A-Lot asks to return and slumber upon the thought. Also to consult the Council Members. Ah, Sir Rant-A-Lot is thankful that the Council Members (Buttered Toast, Smiley Walk and Flyaway) agree. Yet Sir Rant-A-Lot holds back, not yet sending the pigeon of news to Ol Yee of the Trust.

Sir Rant-A-Lot faces the first episode of the War.

Episode 1: The Battle of the Bladder, Green Ogre & Potato People.

Alas for Sir Rant-A-Lot, in his fight against the three, only of the Bladder can be won. And so he does. Yahahahahaha Sir Rant-A-Lot is indeed great. Yet the true battle, is the one fought without the swords and shields. It is the one of the mind and the pen. As Sir Rant-A-Lot stares blankly at the parchment lain in front of him, he wishes vehemently that he has trained harder, pushed himself further, and fought harder in the battle against the green ogre. Though Sir Rant-A-Lot had sufficient to say, he fears that it would not suffice to give him the boost he so desires.

As fate would have it, at the moo of the cow that signifies the end of round 1, Sir Rant-A-Lot takes a peek at the magic teller. AH!! another calling!! This time by the foreknown Plump Ice Chewer whom Sir Rant-A-Lot has afor vowed never to serve again. Sir Rant-A-Lot ponders, heart racing, if he should shun his own feelings and return to the Land of the Chasers. This is a call for a Council meeting!!

what happens next?? we shall see my doves, we shall see...tune in to the next episode my invisible doves!!