Itchy scratchy itch itch itch
Oh how I wish I could get rid of this itch.
Curses you six legged pests
You make me itch itch itch
Creeping crawling up to my innocent skin
Slurping blood fraps flavored with gum.
Curses you six legged fiends
You make me itchy scratchy itch itch itch.
You make me paranoid of the covers
Of the pillows
Of the duvet
Of the bolsters.
Into the machine all of you then
And off to the hardware store for me
To find your poison
You six legged parasite.
Die scratchies….
Die! Die! Die!
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