You who opened the box.

Ring Ring

*picks up*

"May I speak to Mr. Jeffrey?"

"You have the wrong number"

"Ok, sorry."

 

A few minutes pass

Ring Ring

*picks up*

"May I speak to Mr. Jeffrey?"

"Nope, still the wrong number"

"Ok, sorry."

 

The next day

Ring Ring

*picks up*

"May I speak to Mr. Jeffrey?"

"No, Can't you hear I'm a woman here?"

"Ok, sorry."

 

A few minutes pass

Ring Ring

*picks up*

"May I speak to Mr. Jeffrey?"

"No, this is not Mr. Jeffrey!" *irritated*

"Is this the number xxx-xxxx?"

"Yes, but it's still not Mr. Jeffrey, no matter how many times you call!"

"Ok, sorry."

 

This goes on for several days and I've finally had enough. Today, on my day off, this woman wakes me up with yet another call. On my off day!! So I decide to have a bit of fun.

Ring Ring

*picks up*

"May I speak to Mr. Jeffrey?"

(with a perfectly unmasked female nasally voice) "Yes, this is Mr. Jeffrey."

"Err…you're Mr. Jeffrey?"

"Well, you dialed my number, and I picked up. So I must be Mr. Jeffrey."

"Are you sure?"

"Ahhhh yes….it comes to me now. I am Mr. Jeffrey"

(clears her throat and begins her mantra "Ok, Mr. Jeffrey, I'm calling from ***** (government agency). Will you please clarify why I am calling you?"

"Oh? But you called me…you should tell me why you're calling."

"Well, if you were Mr. Jeffrey, you would know"

"Well, you called me. I think you are the one who should tell me."

"Well I was just told to call Mr. Jeffrey. If you aren't Mr. Jeffrey, why would you ask me to call you?"

"Ahhhh….now it comes to me. Yes, I, Mr. Jeffrey, called to ask you out!! On a date. Ahhh, now I remember."

 

*hangs up*

 

 

Why is she the one who's pissed off?

 

At any rate, I'm almost hoping she'll call again.