Oh My Love, My Darling...My Angel....

Hello my doves, today was a successful day.

So let us continue the tale of Sir Rant-A-Lot’s despair..

Episode 2: The Green Ogre, Potato People and Frolicking

So Sir Rant-A-Lot’s heart is racing, he eats with no feeling, mind in a daze. He must find a council member quick!! He must discuss what has happened. So he rushes his carriage towards the House of Children. It is during this gruelling journey that an epiphany hits Sir Rant-A-Lot. He shall NOT accept the offer from the Plump Ice Chewer. Heart set and mind almost at ease, Sir Rant-A-Lot races to the House of Children and finds Flyaway at the Council table! Oh glee is the heart of Sir Rant-A-Lot. So Sir Rant-A-Lot pours out the story of the two and says Flyaway “Thou shall taketh the path of least resistance in essence of thou intention to leave”. And with that, Sir Rant-A-Lot is at peace.

Yet the battle with the second episode of the war sees Sir Rant-A-Lot ill, with the attack suffered from the Potato People bringing down Sir Rant-A-Lot. Yet the brave Sir Rant-A-Lot fights on, and can only pray that he has given the best that he could have given and that those with the Power Imposed Upon Them show Sir Rant-A-Lot mercy and benevolence.

After a long deserved slumber, Sir Rant-A-Lot looks forward to a day with dearly beloved Pancake. He engages his best suit and takes a peek at his reflection. Not bad, Sir Rant-A-Lot must say. As Pancake arrives, they strut off to a day of love and fun in the sun.

Sir Rant-A-Lot has gotten his loot and now seeks his bounty. He has given his carriage a long deserved bath but alas, nature already had a bath in store. But never mind, Sir Rant-A-Lot does not mind as the Earth has not had much to drink from Mother Nature in quite a while. So he shall not whine; only smile.

Might the mighty sharp eye spy on the last voyage, the mistake Sir Rant-A-Lot has committed? Aahh, as intelligible as Sir Rant-A-Lot may be, he too, makes mistakes. It is not Buttered Toast who sits at the Council, it is Pancake! A sign, one might say? Oh no, Sir Rant-A-Lot is confident it is not.

As of today, Pancake and Sir Rant-A-Lot has taken turns to frolic in the meadows of companionship. Pancake on the trusty Steed and Sir Rant-A-Lot on the carriage. The dined with the finest, gallivanted around town sticking parchments on posts and gotten Sir Rant-A-Lot’s loot. Indeed, a fruitful day.

Tomorrow, Sir Rant-A-Lot continues with the battle for the third instalment of our endeavour…