Another hard day at the battlefield for Sir Rant-A-Lot. The Third and Fourth episodes came back-to-back!! How did Sir Rant-A-Lot fend off the ghastly fiends? Let us all find out.
Episode 3: The Battle of the Banana Lord.
Oh how at the moment Sir Rant-A-Lot faces the Battle of the Banana Lord, he wishes he had not let the Green Ogre dust his sorcery upon Sir Rant-A-Lot’s eyes during training..the battle proves indeed beyond what Sir Rant-A-Lot had prepared for. As Sir Rant-A-Lot tosses and turns his mighty sword at the attacker, he ponders if he could have gone back and changed time. Would the present be different? Sir Rant-A-Lot racks his brain thinking back to the many ill reruns the Banana Lord conjured during training. Painfully trudging on, Sir Rant-A-Lot pours out all he can with what little strength he has. Goodbye, I hope to never see you again.
As Sir Rant-A-Lot finishes his last sentiments towards the Banana Lord, he ponders upon Pancake. Ah, could there be more bliss than the love of two souls?
Suddenly…
Sir Rant-A-Lot is awakened by the cry of Wafer Crunch!! Wafer Crunch wails of the rampage set about by Stinky Peep. How dare Stinky Peep leave carcass in the land of the Queen? Sir Rant-A-Lot furiously returns to his palace and demands Wafer Crunch to explain the happenings. Wafer Crunch stares speechlessly as Sir Rant-A-Lot flings the filth of Stinky Peep into the stench she calls a dwelling. Wafer Crunch wails as she is to take over that dark kingdom someday and begs Sir Rant-A-Lot to show mercy to Stinky Peep. Thus, Sir Rant-A-Lot obliges and lets Wafer Crunch take care of the gore left in Stinky Peep’s dwellings.
Sir Rant-A-Lot needs his strength, for the next battle is but a mere few hours away..we shall meet again in Episode 4.
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