A man finds a mouse in the drawers of his kitchen. He snaps the drawer close on the tail and grabs the creature by the tail. Out comes his lighter, and up in flames he sets the squealing mammal.
His mother, horrified at the sight, asks why he has resorted to such cruel measures.
His response?
"Ma, the mouse comes from a Punjabi house, so it must be burnt. If it had come from a Muslim house I would have buries it, but I am not Muslim, so up in flames it goes."
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