Random VII

....and what makes you think it is acceptable for you to stand behind me and watch?

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No, I'll pass on the cup-full of drama; thank you very much.

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Please don't ask me of these things. There are certain responsibilities that I choose not to hold.

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Oh, so to the man you can smile, eh?

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They were soggy. I don't like them soggy.

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It's hard not to be judging when I observe so many people who dress such as yourself to have children who misbehave such as your child is right now.

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.....and those fathers who take pride in having wives that "keep the children out of their hair"....

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When people offer you food, either politely decline (if the condition permits) or say thank you. DO NOT mention that "oh, it's not X Brand? Hmmm...".

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The dog that was shoved under the seat and subsequently covered in vegetables.

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....and the trigger was some mention of Portugal in the World Cup...