Musings of a crab.

So there was this crab, it was walking sideways the way that crabs do. It’s not like it’s anything new, but somehow the sight of it was just mesmerizing. It was a crab. A real, live, crustacean. It was a crab, and it was walking sideways. I wonder what it was thinking about. Do crabs think? They must have some thoughts right? Or do they just walk sideways thoughtlessly throughout their lives? If people were given the gift of hearing animal’s thoughts, would it drive them crazy? Why? Like this crab, imagine if crabs were all actually plotting the apocalypse, it’s just that they’ve never lived long enough to see their diabolical plans through? Whoa…we should fear those really large crabs, then, shouldn’t we? I mean, they must’ve lived longer than the average crab; at least longer than this little buddy side-walking in front of me here.